Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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