Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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