Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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