so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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