we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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