just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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