as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
how drunk are you?
Several
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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