They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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