He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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