If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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