love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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