i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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