We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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