You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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