Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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