Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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