is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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