My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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