Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The Olympian is in my bed
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