I can tuck mytits in my pants
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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