yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Do plants get herpes?
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