We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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