is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
