no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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