y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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