no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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