Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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