if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He shit in the fireplace
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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