sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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