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Puke
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Your dad touched me again.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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