Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't think brook has ever known best
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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