You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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