If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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