Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm passing your future prison.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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