so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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