i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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