thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She announced her abortion via fbk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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