whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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