Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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