Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My life is pants optional.
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