Will you blow on my dice?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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