Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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