toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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