actually, I'm a sock model
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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