marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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