As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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