The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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