I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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