sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
