my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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